coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

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letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

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tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

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